Porrim sighed, rolling her eyes at Cronus as he walked towards Dirk's friend, (Y/N). Honestly, five minutes into seeing the girl after Dirk mentioning her once or twice and he was already trying to hit on her!
"Hey, cupcake. You believwe in lovwe at first sight, or should I walk by again?" he purred, and the girl tilted her head, innocently.
"You must be good at baking!" she chirped, and Cronus frowned.
"Vwhat d'you mean by that, kitten?"
The girl smiled sweetly again. "Cause those are some damn fine buns!" she told him, walking past him and pinching his butt as she went.
He froze, and his face went completely purple, earfins fluttering as the girl walked off, while Porrim raised an eyebrow.
This could be interesting.
The next time Cronus saw the girl, he went right up to her. Okay. So she was interested? He didn't even know.
"Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" he asked, winking. She blinked and smiled widely.
"Are you a parking ticket?" she asked, and he wondered what she me